Wednesday, August 13, 2014

An Open Letter to Date Rape McJockstrap, Habs Fan

(Originally published 5/14/14)
 
An open letter to Date Rape McJockstrap, who yelled "Go Habs Go!" at me from the passenger seat of his buddy Doug's Cavalier while I was biking down the road at a substantial clip, and scared the fuck out of me, nearly causing me to wipe out:

I too hope the Habs win the cup, and while you and Doug and your bros are out for a rip in celebration, you drink so much Labatt's Blue that you wind up in a hospital, where you contract a C. difficile infection from the stomach pump and your insides melt and you die a slow agonizing death in a pile of your own toxic diarrhea, you ignorant fuck. 

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