Wednesday, August 13, 2014

I Am The John McEnroe Of Driving

I yell and scream a lot when I'm driving. Here, for your enjoyment, is a list: 
(Originally published 10/15/12)
The Top Ten Things Yelled By Me Lefty While Driving

10. Signal, fuck!
9. You drive like a little bitch!
8. Fuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooou!
7. Oh you fucking cunt
6. Hey! No! Eat fuck, you fucking fuck
5. No! Don't even think about it asshole, I was here first.
4. Moooooooove! Too slow! Move move move move!
3. I WILL murder you, just fucking try me
2. Fucking GO, fuck!
1. Fucking Quebec drivers...

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